The Cactus Incident ( History of HitlerTown but shitpost)

Hitler traveled through the no man's-land for such a long time that he didn't know what the fuck he is doing in the middle of the ocean, So he decided to build a piece of land where he could live. As the type was very addicted to crack, he decided that he would stand in the pose he had always assumed,He took his favorite crack but unfortunately he mistook it for the NN serum. So instead of committing suicide as he used to after crack,He turned into an obsidian statue. After a long time the Three Horsemen of Poland will show at this ocean, They started looking at what's built here, but they found nothing, only weird looking statue, After long investigation who is that they found at history channel that this guy killed a lot of jews and destroyed a lot of polish cities, They tried to destroyed the statue as he destroyed his country but Obsydian is impossible to destroy. So he left him as he is, But they found a perfect location so they start to build shit here and name this shit " HitlerTown". They Immediately start to build roads an shit, One of the horseman named " Seppuku " build a church and placed here cactus. Second named "Pasik" Starts to buld big space volk themed shit, Last of the horseman named "lostforreal" will just defend the base at all cost. When the church was made Pasik left the base cuz he already made his biggest art and the biggest art at the server at the moment, Mapart 6x5. After that seppuku also left. At this time noone was really at the base, Only "lostforreal" Left, He starts to collecting books, Invite some other ppl to the base, Then after a long while Pasik comes back, But he changed a lot, He starts to be a satanist and he starts to listen to death metal, After some time Pasik and Lost end up the space volk shit and they want to make the museum inside, But other projects made this impossible, They start to build new build named Red cross base v2. After they dig a 100x100 hole they start to make floors an walls, Pasik made a big mistake and he summoned Satan himself, He said " wtf man, That just a hole" and he placed big asf 100x100 pentagram so Pasik can have a contact with him. Lostforreal saw the pentagram and he was shocked. The hole wasnt equal. They left it as it is and they start to build Other shit in that hole. After they finnaly end up that big shit they planted a tree, Satan sees that so he changed it to his own hand. After that 2 horseman starts to build a new church cuz old one was lame, They made 150x150 platform and start building, They placed fountain nearby. At exact 666666 cords in one direction, That summoned The god himself, Ethereas showed up, He starts to see what they build here. He said cool. Then he take Anti NN serum and he splashed it to the hitler face, He looks weird but fuck it, He is dead so we dont care. Then he flyied to that fountain, And griefed it without saying a word and then he disappeard. They tried to summon him again but nothing works, so they left it be. Atfer some time Seppuku finnaly comes back. And he starts to spend so much time at the cactus mini church. Pasik And Lost continued to make bigger church, And both of them starts to belive in Abyss. So they made this big church to the Abyss, Then seppuku asked lost where is his cactus from the church. He doesnt know but seppuku dont care about it, So he starts to place tnt at the stash where the books are so he can have this cactus back. Accidentally he placed tnt near the redstone torch so most of the books went to hell by the explosion. Lostforreal was mad at him so he destroyed Seppuku spawn point and then seppuku starts to griefing this shit the base, Then Cpvper showed up out of nowhere and he kills him. After all of that shit Lost and Pasik said" Fuck it. We gonna grief it" The story end here, If you cant read this due to fucked up english then go Kill yourself.